1. twistedfilmsofficial:

    curbside-service:

    beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

    nicotineintheafternoon:

    daryl-fuckme-dixon:

    spookyscaryscary:

    a collection of some of my favorites

    "the recession has hit us hard"

    I love tumblr in an unhealthy way

    my favorite posts on tumblr are collections of posts on tumblr that depict the sheer insanity of tumblr

    At least 3 potato.

    3 potato

    (Source: thescienceofseductionn, via samchekov)

     
  2. nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    gr4y-cl0uds:

    itsflooo:

    nateriot:

    Obama on gay adoption 

    You the man

    fucking beautiful

    image

    yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

    (Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via samchekov)

     
  3. mastershifuuuu:

    emmaegholm:

    The times these characters were mentioned in the first book

    Harry, you attention seeking fuck.

    (via blogging-unicorn)

     
  4. hallelujah-youngandloaded:

    nyxasteria:

    wentzguyliner:

    melthedestroyer:

    coffeebuddha:

    fujisalci:

    i write sins not shopping receipts

    Oh,
    Well imagine,
    As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
    And I can’t help but to hear,
    No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
    “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
    “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

    I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

    STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

    IT’S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS

    WITH ANGRY LETTERS TO THE MANAGMENT

    I CHIMED IN, HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR, NO.

    HEY PATRON, PLEASE FORGET TO FALL DOWN
    HEY PATRON, DON’T YOU SUE US

    YOU ARE AT THE TOP OF MY LIST
    FOUND IN THE AISLE NUMBER SIX

    (Source: pinkmanjesse, via books-booksandmorebooks)

     
  5. dick-rider-dave-strider:

    dick-rider-dave-strider:

    grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

    i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

    (Source: arin-hans0n, via blogging-unicorn)

     
     

  6. qrieves:

    Christians this 4/20 be like

    image

    (via blogging-unicorn)

     
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  8. TOS BLOOPERS

    (Source: enterprisi, via samchekov)

     
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  10. "I don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough."
    — Unknown  (via linguagem)

    (Source: southerngirlk, via fieldofpaperflowers-somewhere)