1. ceevee5:

    blvcknvy:

    Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

    Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

    (via fluffyflutemonkey)

     

  2. bublewrap:

    burningbrigids:

    carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    mspgay:

    snorlaxatives:

    snorlaxatives:

    aaaaalrighty-then:

    snorlaxatives:

    why is being alive so expensive

    image

    You spelled “suck” wrong.

    ???????????????????????????????

    i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

    • why is being alive so suck
    • why is being alive suck
    • why is suck
    • suck is being alive so expensive
    • why suck so expensive

    ?????

     

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    what the hell is going on

    imagine how is touch the suck

    imagine how is suck the sky

    (Source: snorlaxatives, via icallhimnina)

     
  3. theamericankid:

    Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

    They died of anguish before they could make the bar-chart

    (Source: itunes.apple.com, via icallhimnina)

     

  4. A Parent’s Worst Fear.

    orangeyouellis:

    geeksandgaymers:

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    Our boy has awful taste in men.

    NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

    (Source: geeksandgaymers, via icallhimnina)

     
  5. gluttonforpunsihment:

    particularscarf:

    search-the-castle:

    quadrants:

    nitwitsandthingamabobs:

    shinichiwinchester:

    lonely—mountain:

    ridiculousinpiccadilly:

    gallifrey-feels:

    lizrrd-queen:

    satanslittlebuttercup:

    *nearby lesbian laughter*

    *muffled asexual snickering*

    *conflicted pansexual noises*

    *moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

    HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

    Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

    Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

    Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

    Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

    *asexual snickering increases in volume*

    (via icallhimnina)

     
  6. tessaviolet:

    bekah-bo0m:

    broccoleafveins:

    Ye olde Windows screen savers.

    I FEEL OLD

    childhood video games

    (via guardiansofthegalaxyy)

     

  7. realniggaannouncements:

    I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

    (via milkystreet)

     
  8. rosyemily:

    me when someone tries to flirt with me

    (Source: joepublic, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

     
  9. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Band Geek Humor 

    (via paperhearts026)

     
  10. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Best Tumblr Responses photoset #2

    more?

    Set #3

    Set #1

    (via paperhearts026)